treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!
does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?
yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us
All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess
♡ meow ♡